Changed Our Minds - Sailing Away Today

Well everyone, that's it. I quit. The hamster race has finally gotten to me. Val, KJ, Dy, and I have decided that we are going to make our way to Savannah this afternoon. The boat is scheduled to arrive within a day or 2 anyway.

We will live on the boat on the hard while we finish the work, but the moment that the bottom paint drys, we are sailing away.

We have just purchased 12 cans of chili, 24 cans of tuna, 3 loaves of Wonder bread, 24 cans of spam, 12 cans of Mountain Dew, 3 cases of Coors Light, 1 roll of toilet paper, 5 tooth brushes, 1 spool of dental floss, 18 boxes of Arm & Hammer baking soda, 28 bottles of Evian water, 3 XXL Speedos, 2 parkas, solar powered freezer/ice cube maker, 3 shoe laces, 1 pick ax, 2 wheelbarrows, 2 lbs of kitty litter, 3 dirt bikes, 1 flame thrower (2 would be excessive), a water bed, 1 cement garden fountain, 8 rose bushes, jungle gym (for the kids), snow mobile, Steinway baby grand piano (girls want to learn), and 2 warthogs. I think we are ready to go.

Oh, Happy April Fools Day!

Blondes on Boats

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!” ;)

Have a great weekend!!!